Scientology

Was sitting out in victoria park next to uni and some dirty scientologists came up and tried to convert me and lead me in to a big yellow tent. Luckily I managed to resist not that that was too hard as you needed to pay $30 to do the introductory course, which is probably their way of ensuring only rich nutters join there cult as it is kind of pointless fleecing poor people.
For more info see;
Operation Clambake
or
Wikipedia